Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress
I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers
Literally had one three days ago
I am going to have one tomorrow!
I have school tomorrow and I’m flipping out god why.
*accidentally starts masturbating*
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”